- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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