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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

su algato es en fuego

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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