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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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