- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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