- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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