- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Im gay What about you

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I walk into a bar...

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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