- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

I walk into a bar...

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Im gay What about you

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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