- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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