- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

I walk into a bar...

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Im gay What about you

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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