What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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