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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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