- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??