Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Laugh.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Cripples are lame.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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