Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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