- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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