- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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