Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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