- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

whats worse than gill? nothing

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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