- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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