There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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