- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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