Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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