- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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