How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

12

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Christianity.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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