- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why so serious? Your brother died.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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