What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

I named my son ps2 controller

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Tilt your screen back

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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