- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

I am dyslexic

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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