why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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How many light bulbs? 1

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