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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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