- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

The truth is he loves her!!

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Dick Cheney That's the joke

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

i read the terms of service when i posted this

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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