- Anti Joke

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

My Boyfriend

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Charlie Sheen

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

sky's sty

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

White men's rights

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why can't jokes spit?

How will the world end? That information is unknown