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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Your mom is not fat!

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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