- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Christianity.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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