- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

i had sex.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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