- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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