- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Psychics.

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