- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Your mam is so fat.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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