- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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