- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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