- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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