Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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