On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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