- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

9/11.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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