What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Kameron Brown is gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

thumb_up thumb_down -21

THE GAME

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

thumb_up thumb_down -21

q

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops