- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

I went to work today....

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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