Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A man died.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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9/11.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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