Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Today is March 22.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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girls basketball

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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