What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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did you stub your toe?

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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when debbie meets downer

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Tucker Rivera

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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