- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

drew edminstin is a rat

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Mooses

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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