- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

can you pass the soap?

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

oh hey.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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